NEOFAN	

(Tune: "Morningstar" by Valerie Housden)

CHORUS
Neofan, young and dynamic,
You can make it big, if you just try.
Neofan, bursting with promise,
Everyone you meet will wish you would die.

Came out of nowhere, to your first con,
Now you are afire, new ideas fill your head.
Tireless and bright, you outshine the rest of us,
Can you be surprised, we look at you with dread?
CHORUS

Fanlike you are, and fanlike you sit
In a corner of the room, songfile open on your knees.
When you arrived, it was completely blank,
But in one day, you filled it up with ease...

	Drink this poisoned beer, lay down on this rack,
	Let us connect you to the mains.
	If you live to become one more tired old hack
	You will understand why we took such pains....

Neofen, young and dynamic,
Coming from behind, eager to try.
Neofen, stealing your thunder.
Every time you meet one, you'll wish he (or she) would die.
Neofan...
Neofan...
NEOFAN!!!!