YES, IT'S ANOTHER BLASTED WALTZING MATILDA SONG

(Tune: no, don't tell me...)

Two jolly filkers checked into their hotel room
The beds were on castors and tended to creep,
So the husband smiled and said unto his winsome wife
"I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."

CHORUS
"I'll push the bed back, I'll push the bed back,
I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."
So the husband smiled and said unto his winsome wife
"I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."

The wife snuggled down, and the husband rearranged the bed,
Climbed into his bed and sighed long and deep.
As the castors squeaked, a voice came from the other bed:
"I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."

CHORUS
"I'll push the bed back, I'll push the bed back,
I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."
As the castors squeaked, a voice came from the other bed:
"I'll push the bed back and you go to sleep."

So through the night they both got up alternately,
Finding the whole thing a little bit steep:
And the castors squeaked, till a voice resounded through the wall:
"I'll push the beds back if you'll go to sleep."

CHORUS
"I'll push the beds back, I'll push the beds back,
I'll push the beds back if you'll go to sleep."
And the castors squeaked, till a voice resounded through the wall:
"I'll push the beds back if you'll go to sleep."