I'LL BE FILKING YOU

(Tune: "Every Breath You Take")

Every breath you take
Every string you break
Evey fluff you make 
Every egg you shake
I'll be filking you

Every verse you hum
Every song you strum
Every pick you bum
Every time you come 
I'll be filking you

Oh can't you see
That song belonged to me
Now my poor ears ache
With every string you break

And every breath you (breath) take
Every chord you fake
Every egg you shake
Every guest you wake
I'll be filking you

When you're on stage I can hardly hear your words
And your rhyme schemes are strictly for the birds
But the filkers all come around in herds
To hear your songs when they pop out just like
Flowers in the spring, they say filk me, filk me, please

Oh can't you see
That song belonged to me
Now my poor ears ache
With every string you break

And every breath you      (breath)      take
Every chord you fake
Every egg you shake
Every guest you wake
I'll be filking you
Every fluff you make
Every string you break 
I'll be filking you