1. THE ELEMENTS OF HEROISM

(Tune: "The British Grenadiers")

	I am a doughty fighter,
	No wizard, priest or crook.
	At nineteen treble zero
	I kill with just one look.
	With my magic armour, magic sword,
	Helm, gauntlets, boots and spear
	It's a plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
	For the fearless dungeoneer.

2. EXPEDIENCE
(Tune: "The Vicar Of Bray")

	I am a good and lawful priest,
	I'll tell you to your face, Sir,
	And if I meet a dungeon beast
	I'll cream it with my mace, Sir.
	For this is Law, from which I'll gain
	What Good I can derive, Sir;
	Though lawful good I must remain
	I'll also stay alive, Sir.

3. A SUCCESSFUL CAREER
(Tune: "I'll Go No More A-Roving")

	For dungeoning I'm quite well known
	And thieving is my trade;
	For dungeoning I'm quite well known,
	They let me open chests alone--
	And bless me when I don't insist on being paid.
	A-thieving, a-thieving,
	The party I've been screw-I-in',
	I'll chuck it and retire on all the gold I've made.